Tuesday, April 21, 2009

CHANTAL BIYA...IF YOU CAN READ THIS.....

Ms. Chantou, we love you, but PARDON that hair and color riot has got to GO...You represent Cameroon in every way, anywhere you go, so why do you choose to look like this??? With all the Diors and Channels you CAN'T find anything presentable?? Mr Biya WHY in the world do you let her LEAVE the house looking like "ah HOT mess"?? Maman, comme tous les femmes du Cameroon, tu est une belle femme mais ton coifure la...non...non vraiment...

We the Cameroonian women are TIRED of seeing our FIRST lady rediculed in public by different nations...abeg Mami..ei don THREE much! So If you can read this, I plead with you to ACCEPT our offer we'll go the distance for you..for the beterment of your style/fashion sense all FREE! 1st call of duty will be to

1.) Get rid of that Lions Mane you call your hair
2.) Get rid of those distasteful NEON nails
3.) Find you a better make up artist..(Im sure your Husband can afford it)
4.) Get you outfits that compliment your beauty
5.)Less is MORE..so DE-accesorize you
6.) Last but not least...give you a crash course on public speaking! ( I can do this myself)
To hear her TALK click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ASdiCLFf0

Ce quoi sa??


You see how you are the ONLY one who stands out...in a BAD way??

No doubt you are beautiful..BUT...





You remind me of a little girl playing dress up


...And this is how you go to Church...


I just gotta say THANK GOD for Love that is blind...if not eh....





mmmm BIG difference




Its well known that in asian cultures...red is badluck...so WHY do you have it as your hair colour when visting Japan??? Your international relations woman needs to be FIRED.!

Nails...BETTER...Public speakin skills...INEXISTENT!


You see that other FIRST lady next to you? Thats how toned down you need to get!

At least...on a good note.. you've lost that baby fat!

3 comments:

Elvizy said...

Hey Banyangigirl you have said more than she has to know. I wish i could make her read this and i also wish you were our first lady lol, nah just joking. Elvizy

BANYANGI GIRL said...

Haha heck I wish I was first lady too!! the mischief's I'll do, :D thnxs for the comment! yea Ms Biya needs a make OVER

doherty said...

she's like...impressive !